22066
03 Jun 12 at 8 am

(Source: shit-mummy, via blamelessly)

Lewis: IM REALLY FUCKING DRUNK
Lewis: I WANNA PISS ON THE POLE
Lewis: LET ME PISS ON THE POLE LET GO OF ME
Lewis: HI RANDOM RUSSIAN GUY GUESS WHAT? IM DRUNK SOZ
Lewis: I DONT WANNA STAND UP THOUGH
Lewis: -vomits on everything including Liz-
Us: Oh dear god
End Scene.
 59512
01 Jun 12 at 11 pm

(Source: pynki, via peeta-four)

 380
01 Jun 12 at 11 pm

Elton John (via gagaatemybrain)

(via dildoshoes)

"I look at Gaga and I think, ‘How does she do it?’ I talk to her mum and dad about it. They worry. She is frail, and she doesn’t eat when she should do, and she’s a girl, and it’s tougher for a girl. She works really hard. She will be in Denmark one night and Saudi Arabia the next. I know how tiny she is and I do worry about her, yes."

dildoshoes:

guys I’m sorry to break it to you but

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 153
01 Jun 12 at 11 pm

(Source: freebtx, via dildoshoes)

yo

Neko